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CHAPTER 12 THE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS

I spoke to John over Christmas. He was still seriously toying with the idea of leaving. I had no right or reason to talk him out of it but the last experience with the Piano Tuner had given him a big shake up and though he livened up in the pub afterwards he had expressed his reservations about staying. He had thought of getting a transfer but he lived fairly near to the school so finding an adequate reason for leaving and working further away was going to look odd. I had suggested he tell them I was making life difficult for him, cracking the whip etc, but the fact that we regularly saw three of the main guys from the council and caretakers association in the Manby Arms next to the school wasn’t really a believable one. Wanting a transfer because of ghosts wouldn’t work either. He would more likely be classed as not fit for work, and/or sacked.

 

He seemed very pleased that the Vicar had been postponed. I didn’t know why, nor did I ask. I assumed he thought, like me, there was a chance of things escalating, especially as Peter Underwood had suggested it might. He agreed to come back and actively make moves to find another position within the system.

 

“Great!” I said, “Kids are back on the 8th Jan. I’ll see you on the 5th, when the Ghost Hunter’s there doing his investigations.”

 

I hung up quickly as John started asking a question. I shot out the front door. I heard the phone ringing as I locked it.

 

A few days into January a green Morris Traveller pulled up outside the front entrance in Deanery Road. It was in immaculate condition and the wooden frame on the rear was highly polished. A tall lanky man in his mid to late forties jumped out of the driver’s seat, slammed the door and bounded up the four steps to the front entrance where I was standing inside the tall metal framed glass doors. I opened them and he stepped in with his hand outstretched.

“You must be Giles Draper?” I said as he shook my hand frantically.

“Dave Moore I take it.”

“If I’m not, this is a very odd coincidence!” I said and we both laughed, while he continued shaking my hand like it was going out of fashion.

“That’s a lovely car. You don’t see many on the road around here.”

“I have had Bertha for 8 years.” He replied. “ She’s a Lovely car and very reliable. My wife hates her. Too clunky for her.”

“I take it your gear is in the back?”

“Oh yes. I wanted to survey the scene of the apparitions first. Is that OK?”

“Whatever you want Giles.” Let’s walk”.

“Super!” Giles replied

We both walked up the entrance steps to the school.

John was looking around the corner of the office door and made a ‘cup of tea’ sign.

“This is John, he works with me here, he’ll make us all a cup of tea while we look around”

“Super” Giles replied.

 

I walked down one of the corridors toward the linkway corridor. Giles had this gangly gait walk, He reminded me of my old Chemistry teacher, oversized stone colour cable woollen sweater, massive black plastic framed glasses, brown corduroy jeans and slip on shoes. The archetypal ‘Blue Peter Presenter’ from the 70’s. He was extremely knowledgeable about his job. My God did he know his stuff.

 

I pointed in all different directions and pointed down the linkway corridor towards the old achool.

 

He started listing all of the experiments he had the equipment for, how spirits react, why they don’t react, what can make them do this, do that…..the list was not only long but it went over my head.

“How did you get into all this Ghost Hunting?” I asked him.

 

As we walked back to the office he told me that his parents had won £80,000 on the Football pools and then, tragically, they both died within the year through ill health. They had left a house and all their money to him. He and his wife ran a small antiques shop in Marlow, not far from Windsor. The influx of the funds left to him allowed his wife to continue running the shop with no problems and he could go off and make his hobby a full time job, doing the investigation for ‘The Ghost Club’.

 

“Sounds ideal,” I replied, “Are you ever scared?”

 

“Regularly!” He took a sip from his tea, John had given him a saucer too with a biscuit.  Where he had got that from I had no idea!  He was a bit of a dark horse!

 

“But the trick is to question, question. question. See it for what it really is, not for what you THINK it is.”

He asked me for more details about the ‘happenings’.

I gave him the full history of the events, from the washbasins, to the stairs, to the Piano tuner. John explained about the Tai Chi class and the chairs and the workman falling off his ladder because of the little girl. He was very interested in the stairs and the door handles turning and made some very small notes in a flip notebook.

“My goodness, I now understand why Peter asked me to come. This is wonderful, so exciting.”

“Are you fuckin’ joking mate?” John suddenly blurted out.

“I’m sorry,” Giles muttered as John stood up shaking.

“It’s not wonderful to me pal, safe in your antique shop, it’s bloody terrifying to me. Every day coming in here is a nightmare. I feel like I am being watched all the time. I walk somewhere and look around the corner before I go further. Every single sound puts me on edge. It’s not wonderful mate, it’s a living hell. I am trapped here, I can’t find another job. I can’t get away. I have a family to feed, rent to pay, and I don’t know what to do next! And you think this is wonderful? Exciting?”

John stood up and threw his cup into the sink where it shattered. He ran both his hands through his hair and closed his eyes, facing up to the ceiling. He turned and faced the wall.

Giles looked terrified and his mouth was trembling. I smiled at him.

“Let me show you around,” I said, as if nothing had just happened, “so you get a feel for the place,” and led him out the door to where his bag of tricks sat on the floor.

“Erm,” he said, but I put my finger to my lips and smiled while motioning through the double doors in front of the office.

“Just down this corridor is the linkway corridor, let me show you that.”

We walked down the corridor in silence leaving John in the office.

At the end of the corridor I started to speak to Giles again. The doors we had come through were back down the corridor on my right.

“There’s no need to say anything. I can only apologise for John, the strain of all this is wearing us both down. The cleaners walk around in pairs and the teaching staff leave as soon as the kids do, they don’t hang around anymore. I have two night cleaners here starting at 10pm. I don’t know how they work here. People don’t want to be here unless they have to be. Not because of what happens, but because of what might”.

Giles nodded ,“Goodness me, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean anything by it. I didn’t mean to upset him.”

“I know, I know. It’s a volatile situation. People are on edge more than they let on.”

Giles looked at his mini tape recorder and started to record.

“I think I should record as we look around. You don’t mind being recorded I hope?”

I had no issue with that. All I wanted was him to find something and let me know what they could do.

The door at the end of the corridor near the entrance opened and John stepped through. He told me he was going home. I had no issue with that.

“I’m, sorry Giles.” He said, his voice echoing down the corridor.

Giles waved and muttered,’No problem!’

John nodded and waved.

I looked to my right at the door John had stepped through. I had no idea he was so bothered by what had been going on. I knew he was looking to leave but he had kept this pent up fear and aggression under wraps.

“Is he another one of yours?” Giles asked, looking over my shoulder and nodding down towards the science labs.

My blood run cold and I didn’t move.

Giles continued to stare over my shoulder down the corridor behind me. He nodded and waved.

“Can’t make him out.” He said. “Not moving. Just watching us.”

“There is only you and me in the building Giles. His face changed to one of ‘WTF?’

I spun around, there it was. The same shadow as we saw with the piano tuner.

“That’s it!” I whispered.

Giles suddenly understood that he was looking at the same shadow that we saw with the Piano Tuner too.

Giles continued to stare down the corridor while rummaging in his shoulder bag. I looked at the bag as he found his Pentax camera and took a photo without realising the figure had gone.

“I will be here before 11 tomorrow. Can you show me around then and I will start the investigation, I will bring a friend if that’s OK?”

“The more the merrier” I told him. Let me show you out.” I turned and looked to where the shadow man had been. There was nothing there at all.

I locked the office and walked out the front entrance with Giles locking the doors behind me. For some reason it was all I could do to stop myself looking back through the glass doors at the corridor doors.

“So, see you tomorrow Giles.” I said, “Thanks for taking this on.”

“I will start tomorrow, I need another person to cover the area. If the children are not back until Monday we have time. This is extremely interesting but it’s dangerous. This is obviously a spirit, an entity that isn’t bothered about being seen. It has to be very powerful and it will have been here for years, it builds up its power over time until it can appear at will. I have only seen this once before on an investigation.”

Giles put his bag on the passenger seat as he got into the drivers seat and started the engine.

“How did it go?…”

Giles was lost in thought

“I beg your pardon?” he asked breaking his trance.

“How did it go on that investigation?”

He frowned and replied, “Let’s just say I hope this one turns out better!”

He nodded and smiled, a smile that seemed to me to convey hope. Maybe!

 

 

I spoke to John over Christmas. He was still seriously toying with the idea of leaving. I had no right or reason to talk him out of it but the last experience with the Piano Tuner had given him a big shake up and though he livened up in the pub afterwards he had expressed his reservations about staying. He had thought of getting a transfer but he lived fairly near to the school so finding an adequate reason for leaving and working further away was going to look odd. I had suggested he tell them I was making life difficult for him, cracking the whip etc, but the fact that we regularly saw three of the main guys from the council and caretakers association in the Manby Arms next to the school wasn’t really a believable one. Wanting a transfer because of ghosts wouldn’t work either. He would more likely be classed as not fit for work, and/or sacked.

 

He seemed very pleased that the Vicar had been postponed. I didn’t know why, nor did I ask. I assumed he thought, like me, there was a chance of things escalating, especially as Peter Underwood had suggested it might. He agreed to come back and actively make moves to find another position within the system.

 

“Great!” I said, “Kids are back on the 8th Jan. I’ll see you on the 5th, when the Ghost Hunter’s there doing his investigations.”

 

I hung up quickly as John started asking a question. I shot out the front door. I heard the phone ringing as I locked it.

 

A few days into January a green Morris Traveller pulled up outside the front entrance in Deanery Road. It was in immaculate condition and the wooden frame on the rear was highly polished. A tall lanky man in his mid to late forties jumped out of the driver’s seat, slammed the door and bounded up the four steps to the front entrance where I was standing inside the tall metal framed glass doors. I opened them and he stepped in with his hand outstretched.

“You must be Giles Draper?” I said as he shook my hand frantically.

“Dave Moore I take it.”

“If I’m not, this is a very odd coincidence!” I said and we both laughed, while he continued shaking my hand like it was going out of fashion.

“That’s a lovely car. You don’t see many on the road around here.”

“I have had Bertha for 8 years.” He replied. “ She’s a Lovely car and very reliable. My wife hates her. Too clunky for her.”

“I take it your gear is in the back?”

“Oh yes. I wanted to survey the scene of the apparitions first. Is that OK?”

“Whatever you want Giles.” Let’s walk”.

“Super!” Giles replied

We both walked up the entrance steps to the school.

John was looking around the corner of the office door and made a ‘cup of tea’ sign.

“This is John, he works with me here, he’ll make us all a cup of tea while we look around”

“Super” Giles replied.

 

I walked down one of the corridors toward the linkway corridor. Giles had this gangly gait walk, He reminded me of my old Chemistry teacher, oversized stone colour cable woollen sweater, massive black plastic framed glasses, brown corduroy jeans and slip on shoes. The archetypal ‘Blue Peter Presenter’ from the 70’s. He was extremely knowledgeable about his job. My God did he know his stuff.

 

I pointed in all different directions and pointed down the linkway corridor towards the old achool.

 

He started listing all of the experiments he had the equipment for, how spirits react, why they don’t react, what can make them do this, do that…..the list was not only long but it went over my head.

“How did you get into all this Ghost Hunting?” I asked him.

 

As we walked back to the office he told me that his parents had won £80,000 on the Football pools and then, tragically, they both died within the year through ill health. They had left a house and all their money to him. He and his wife ran a small antiques shop in Marlow, not far from Windsor. The influx of the funds left to him allowed his wife to continue running the shop with no problems and he could go off and make his hobby a full time job, doing the investigation for ‘The Ghost Club’.

 

“Sounds ideal,” I replied, “Are you ever scared?”

 

“Regularly!” He took a sip from his tea, John had given him a saucer too with a biscuit.  Where he had got that from I had no idea!  He was a bit of a dark horse!

 

“But the trick is to question, question. question. See it for what it really is, not for what you THINK it is.”

He asked me for more details about the ‘happenings’.

I gave him the full history of the events, from the washbasins, to the stairs, to the Piano tuner. John explained about the Tai Chi class and the chairs and the workman falling off his ladder because of the little girl. He was very interested in the stairs and the door handles turning and made some very small notes in a flip notebook.

“My goodness, I now understand why Peter asked me to come. This is wonderful, so exciting.”

“Are you fuckin’ joking mate?” John suddenly blurted out.

“I’m sorry,” Giles muttered as John stood up shaking.

“It’s not wonderful to me pal, safe in your antique shop, it’s bloody terrifying to me. Every day coming in here is a nightmare. I feel like I am being watched all the time. I walk somewhere and look around the corner before I go further. Every single sound puts me on edge. It’s not wonderful mate, it’s a living hell. I am trapped here, I can’t find another job. I can’t get away. I have a family to feed, rent to pay, and I don’t know what to do next! And you think this is wonderful? Exciting?”

John stood up and threw his cup into the sink where it shattered. He ran both his hands through his hair and closed his eyes, facing up to the ceiling. He turned and faced the wall.

Giles looked terrified and his mouth was trembling. I smiled at him.

“Let me show you around,” I said, as if nothing had just happened, “so you get a feel for the place,” and led him out the door to where his bag of tricks sat on the floor.

“Erm,” he said, but I put my finger to my lips and smiled while motioning through the double doors in front of the office.

“Just down this corridor is the linkway corridor, let me show you that.”

We walked down the corridor in silence leaving John in the office.

At the end of the corridor I started to speak to Giles again. The doors we had come through were back down the corridor on my right.

“There’s no need to say anything. I can only apologise for John, the strain of all this is wearing us both down. The cleaners walk around in pairs and the teaching staff leave as soon as the kids do, they don’t hang around anymore. I have two night cleaners here starting at 10pm. I don’t know how they work here. People don’t want to be here unless they have to be. Not because of what happens, but because of what might”.

Giles nodded ,“Goodness me, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean anything by it. I didn’t mean to upset him.”

“I know, I know. It’s a volatile situation. People are on edge more than they let on.”

Giles looked at his mini tape recorder and started to record.

“I think I should record as we look around. You don’t mind being recorded I hope?”

I had no issue with that. All I wanted was him to find something and let me know what they could do.

The door at the end of the corridor near the entrance opened and John stepped through. He told me he was going home. I had no issue with that.

“I’m, sorry Giles.” He said, his voice echoing down the corridor.

Giles waved and muttered,’No problem!’

John nodded and waved.

I looked to my right at the door John had stepped through. I had no idea he was so bothered by what had been going on. I knew he was looking to leave but he had kept this pent up fear and aggression under wraps.

“Is he another one of yours?” Giles asked, looking over my shoulder and nodding down towards the science labs.

My blood run cold and I didn’t move.

Giles continued to stare over my shoulder down the corridor behind me. He nodded and waved.

“Can’t make him out.” He said. “Not moving. Just watching us.”

“There is only you and me in the building Giles. His face changed to one of ‘WTF?’

I spun around, there it was. The same shadow as we saw with the piano tuner.

“That’s it!” I whispered.

Giles suddenly understood that he was looking at the same shadow that we saw with the Piano Tuner too.

Giles continued to stare down the corridor while rummaging in his shoulder bag. I looked at the bag as he found his Pentax camera and took a photo without realising the figure had gone.

“I will be here before 11 tomorrow. Can you show me around then and I will start the investigation, I will bring a friend if that’s OK?”

“The more the merrier” I told him. Let me show you out.” I turned and looked to where the shadow man had been. There was nothing there at all.

I locked the office and walked out the front entrance with Giles locking the doors behind me. For some reason it was all I could do to stop myself looking back through the glass doors at the corridor doors.

“So, see you tomorrow Giles.” I said, “Thanks for taking this on.”

“I will start tomorrow, I need another person to cover the area. If the children are not back until Monday we have time. This is extremely interesting but it’s dangerous. This is obviously a spirit, an entity that isn’t bothered about being seen. It has to be very powerful and it will have been here for years, it builds up its power over time until it can appear at will. I have only seen this once before on an investigation.”

Giles put his bag on the passenger seat as he got into the drivers seat and started the engine.

“How did it go?…”

Giles was lost in thought

“I beg your pardon?” he asked breaking his trance.

“How did it go on that investigation?”

He frowned and replied, “Let’s just say I hope this one turns out better!”

He nodded and smiled, a smile that seemed to me to convey hope. Maybe!


CHAPTER 11 GHOSTBUSTER

 


I was amazed.  I had written to Peter Underwood using an address in the back of one of his books I’d bought..  It was simply, Peter Underwood, c/o The Savage Club, London.  It was so much simpler in those days.

I had given him a brief overview of what supernatural challenges we had, and how scared we and the staff were.  He asked me for more in depth information about the staircase and the little girl who made the Electrician fall from his ladder.

I also told him about the Piano Tuner and the shadow man he was talking to.

The phone went silent.

“Peter?” I said, “are you there?”

“A shadow man?”

“Yes, is that significant?”

“Fully formed?  Clear to the eye.”

“Just a matt black figure.  Around 6ft.”

“How far away were you?”

“Around 20ft away!”

“How can you be sure of the height?”

“It was next to the piano tuner. I’m six foot one and he only came up to my shoulders when I met him when he arrived.”

“My goodness,” Peter replied, “This is most disturbing.  This sounds like a fully formed spirit, an entity that can interact with the natural world.  There must be something on that staircase that is a gateway through which all manner of spirits can come through.”

“You lost me a little there Peter.  Have you come across something like this before?”

“Not for a while, but yes.  Devilish buggers, difficult to deal with.”

“We have a priest coming here on the 2nd of January and…”

“I strongly advise against it.”  Peter sounded agitated. “On no account should you bring anyone into the school at present from the priesthood.  This entity is very strong.  Controlling even.  Everything that is happening is happening because of it.”

“Well he’s booked,” I said, “And the head teachers want this dealt with.”

“Listen, David.  It’s up to you but, I can only advise you that you must not bring a priest into the situation at present.  This entity will not like it.  It will target him!  We have no real idea of its power but I am sure it is what you heard on the stairs coming after you that night.”

“Well, what do you suggest?  I wrote to you in the hope you may give me some advice.”

“David, listen.  I spend this time of year in Scotland, have done for the last couple of years.  I can get someone to your school, a colleague, before the priest arrives to investigate and assess the situation.  I have to tell you that this is a very interesting case and one that we would be interested in investigating thoroughly.  Can I get someone over to you the week after Christmas?”

A swift calculation told me that the Vicar needed rescheduling to the following week, and an evening.

“He will call you tomorrow around 2pm to make the arrangements.  Is that OK?”

“OK, thanks.  I didn’t expect you to do anything, just a little advice, so thank you.”

“Thank you David, and please.  Do not let the vicar into the building.  It will not be safe for him.”

“Ok, I won’t.  I promise.”

“We will speak again soon, Bye bye”.  The line went dead.

I stared at the wall, phone in hand.

John stared at me, brain doing somersaults

Now to break the news to the Head.

Chapter 10 ENTER THE VICAR

I tried to clear my mind of the Ghosts and the ghostly noises at the school.  A lot was
depending upon this meeting.  If we were to be rid of these spirits this could be the way.  I walked through the churchyard, with its haphazard arrangement of graves, the umbrella I held faring badly against the heavy rain which, for the time of year, was quite unexpected.

I had an appointment with the Vicar of the local church in West Ham Lane.  It is a Norman church from the 12th century and was built out of large white stones, with Turrets and tunnels underneath it that disappear in all directions and come out in various old buildings or open spaces in the borough.  One of the tunnels ran to a Convent only two streets from where I lived.  I had decided that this was the vicar I needed after attending one of his services after the schools choir had sung at the harvest festival celebrations the week before. 

He was an old grey bushy bearded Vicar whose black suit was covered in dandruff, a real fire and brimstone speaker who I thought would be more than a match for whatever was in the school.  He had put the fear of God into most of the childrens choir AND the music teacher and I wondered if there were a few more undead kids back in the Old School his magic would work on.

 “This church has been listed since 1181 and the clock in the tower was made in 1857 to Lord Grimthorpe's design.  Did you know it is the prototype of Big Ben.” The Vicar told me as I sat down in the office of West Ham Church.  “The headmistress of the school said you wanted to tell me about something I may be able to help you with.  What can I do for you?

“It’s a beautiful church, Vicar”, I said, as a very sprightly older women came in pushing a trolley with tea and muffins,“and I would love to know more but my reason for meeting with you is very important and, to be honest, a little strange.”

“Mrs Goodwin (name changed) gave me a few details, things that have happened there over the past few years and I have to admit I am a lover of all things weird and wonderful. I find it fascinating, I do, I do. Ghosties and goulies and…well, you know the rest.”

“Things that make you scream in the daylight?” I suggested, “I may need to bring you up to speed.” And reality, I thought.

I went on to tell him that the school was haunted and we needed a blessing of some sort.  He’s expression was blank throughout.  He didn’t appear to be averse to getting involved or even doing an Exorcism either, though the actual term ‘Exorcism’ was never mentioned.

“What have you seen?  You….what have YOU seen?” he asked me.

I told him about my ghost experiences and then Johns paranormal experiences and the fact that the teaching staff were also aware and had seen things and had reports of activity. As I went on and detailed everything that had happened including the workmens experiences, I could see him becoming more and more uncomfortable. His muffins had become cold.

He raised his hand.

“I think it best if I make arrangements to visit the School when the children have gone.” He said suddenly to my amazement.

 “OK that would be great.” I replied, not knowing if it would be.

“I may bring a friend with me; Gerald, he works in the church, very keen photographer.  Who knows, he might catch something?”

“I hope you understand the seriousness of this Vicar?  It’s not a Jolly Boys Outing!”

“Oh I assure you I do.” He said, raising his hands.  You are experiencing things in the school and you want me to verify it.”

What the….?

“NO! As I said we, the collective we, the teaching staff and the caretaking staff, the workmen, the delivery men, the cleaners, some of the kids…..WE are experiencing ‘things’ and we want it got rid of.  That’s where you come in!”

“Me?”

“Specifically, the church. The school is haunted, I have seen and heard something paranormal.”

Oh, erm, I see….well. shall we say January 2nd?”

“January 2nd?” I repeated, saying it, for some reason. “what about January 2nd?”

“I think the sooner the better, but its Christmas.” He replied. “I can come then, have a look and see what needs to be done.”

I nodded.  I put the date in my Filofax. Ever the Yuppy.

“The teaching staff will be there but the kids won’t be.  There’s a few more days before St Trinians comes crashing back.”

“1pm?”

“Whatever suits you, I said, “It’s the same day or night.”

“Oh, I see.” He muttered.

I was a little surprised at how he had taken the news about a haunting in the school and his urgency in booking the first available time gave me some concern.  It was almost as if he hadn’t yet understood the gravity of the situation.

If he hadn’t: he soon would.

“You do understand Vicar, that I believe, well, we believe that help may be found through the church to rid the property of any evil spirits in there, it’s not a photo opportunity or a bit of a laugh.  We are deadly serious.  I can get the Head to call you later and reiterate our concerns.  It won’t be long before the local paper, The Newham Recorder, get a whiff of something happening.  The last thing you want is to be seen as someone who thought we were all imagining it.”

“Oh no, heaven forbid.” He replied, shaking my hand like it was going out of fashion.

As I shook hands with the vicar he looked quite startled and I left, making my way back up Vicarage Lane to the School.  The head was standing in the foyer of the new school when I got there.

“It’s all arranged,”

“When is he coming” She asked, looking relieved.

“January 2nd.  1pm. Do you know him well, you said he’s a friend?”

“Only met him twice, Governors meetings. Seems like a nice man”

“I got the impression he is coming in here thinking we are all mad and seeing things.  Didn’t matter what I told him.”

“Oh dear!”

“Judging by his demeanour, I think he is on a collision course.”

The look on the Heads face confirmed she thought the same.

I heard the phone in our office ring once and then it stopped.

John poked his head around the door frame.

“Dave, Peter is on the phone!”

“Let’s speak later”, the Head said as she walked out the main doors.

“Peter who?” I asked John, “I don’t know a ‘Peter’.”

I took the handset from John.

“Hello, this is Dave.”

A voice at the other end said,

“Ah, David, I got your letter.  This is Peter Underwood.”….. 

CHAPTER 9 TAI CHI and the PIANO TUNER.

 

The week before Christmas, the school was going to close for the holiday. The cleaners came in at 8am instead of 6am like all other holidays.  It was a very light hearted atmosphere, all things considered.  I was logging all the new bookings and lettings into the diary. Then, on the 20th December 1988, we got a phone call from the main office in Stratford to say the piano tuner would be arriving around 1pm the next day, the 21st December. He would be tuning the grand piano in the hall of the new building, two upright pianos in the old building.

“Great, thanks very much for letting me know.” I said.

“Bollocks” I said slamming  the receiver.

“What?” John asked me, a surprised look on his face.

“The Bleedin’ piano tuner is coming at three o’clock tomorrow.” I told him.

Thankfully, John and I were due to go to the caretakers unofficial Christmas booze up at a pub in Stratford called Mooro’s, which was owned by the West Ham United and 1966 World Cup winning England Captain Bobby Moore on Thursday, the day after.  Even though this was only going to take an hour or so for him to come and go it could have been worse and scheduled for that day!

The next day at 2.45 John and I sat in the office looking at the clock.“

We could let him in and leave him to it while we pop over the pub for a pie and beans and a pint.” John had come up with a plan.

“One of us at least has to be here with him to show him around.” I said, blowing that idea out of the water. John nodded his head slowly.  Ruminating on another idea.  The distant look on his face told me it was about to break free. John suddenly snapped his fingers at his own brainwave. “

“He can park in the playground opposite the pub. That way, we will see him come out and leave.”

“Park in the playground?” I laughed. “The geezer’s blind!”

“How does he tune a piano then?”

“He uses his ears!” I told him.  “He uses tuning forks and other stuff.  Most piano tuners are blind.  Some have a dog, others don’t.”

Now I believe it is done by sound waves on a machine but it was a variety of tuning forks and harmonics in those ‘good old days’.

John thought a moment, “So what does the dog do?” he asked.

“Well if it knows what tune he’s playing it joins in on the chorus” I said, “What do you think he does?  He guides him, and before you ask, he guides him around and warns him of any danger.  He doesn’t help tune the piano.”

“No life is it?” was Johns reply after a few moments of thought.

I looked at the clock again.

“We could have a séance while we are waiting.” I suggested for a joke.

He opened his mouth to say something.

“Is there anybody there?”

The voice echoed around the front hall.

“Anyone there?”

John’s eyes stuck out on stalks.  I stood up and peered around the door of the office.

“Hello mate, I take it you are the Piano Tuner?” I asked.

“Oh yes, Clive Denham.  It’s freezing out there.” He seemed very relieved to be in the warmth of the school. I certainly was. I heard John breath out very slowly’

“I bet you are freezing,” I said looking out of the tall metal framed glass front doors, at least it isn’t snowing!  I’m Dave”

“I’m sorry I am late. I will be as quick as I can.  There are three pianos I believe:  A grand and two uprights? This is Bonzo”

 I looked down at the very obedient Golden retriever.  It ignored me, looking at Clive all the time.

“Do you have a list for the locations because it sounds like one is missing.”

“I was told the Hall grand piano new school, two uprights in two halls old school.”

“There’s another grand in the music teachers classroom.”

“Well, I can call my office and get it added if you like?  I can delay the other appointment this afternoon, it’s nearby at Rokeby.”

I went to Rokeby as a pupil. It was my secondary school in Pitchford Street less than ten minutes away.  The council eventually moved the school entirely to The Barking Road in Canning Town in the 2000’s

“No, just do what you are listed to do mate, that will be fine.” I didn’t want him here any longer than need be and if he was going to finish sooner than I thought then great.  I doubted whether anyone would notice.

“Hello, I’m John, I work here with Dave.”

Clive held his hand out and John shook it.

“Lovely dog?” he said.

“Had him 5 years. Couldn’t do without him.” Clive replied, then decided to move on.

“The grand piano is…..?

“In here,” I said, opening the doors to the hall.  The piano was ten feet away.  “Give me a shout and one of us will take you over to the old school when you have finished here.”

He reached the piano and sat down.  He started playing some classical piece and obviously had been playing for many years.  There was a sudden movement out the corner of my eye and there, framed in the little glass window of the door was John’s face.

“Give me a shout when you are ready Clive.  I will put some water in a bowl outside for Bonzo.” I said.

“Thank you. This is well out of tune; I will be about an hour.”

“OK, see you in a while.” I grimaced.  An Hour?  I left him to it and went back to the office.

 

 

45 minutes later, having read the newspaper, and getting nowhere with a cursory look at the crossword, I folded the Times and slid it into my leather bag.  John was sitting in the other armchair staring at the window at the top of the wall, waiting, like I was, for the noise that had been going nearly the whole time to stop.

“Plink, plink, plink, plink, plink,….. pause……….plonk, plonk, plonk, plonk,…….pause…..donk,donk,donk,pause, donk,donk,…..pause…..pause…….Pause…silence”

John and I looked at each other, both leaning forward to stand….

Plonk…plonk…donk!  Then a short excerpt from some classical piece, we sat back in our chairs….then the keyboard cover being closed.

One down two to go.

We got up and walked over to the hall door.  Clive was there about to bang on the door with his stick.

“OK Clive?” I asked .

“That one is all done. Clive smiled, “Nothing majorly wrong with it but it kept slipping out quite considerably.”

We waited while Bonzo attacked the bowl of water.

“Erm, Clive, the two uprights are next to the entry doors of the ground floor hall and the first floor hall.  John will take you over to the ground floor and he can wait for you and lead you up to the first floor or…”

John was shocked and started to mouth the word ‘Nooooo’ and waving his hands

“That’s ok Dave, if you can show me to the first piano I can make my own way up the stairs to the first floor.  I know the layout well as I have been here a few times. Just remind me how many flights of stairs to the first hall and how many stairs to each flight are there?”

“Four flights and eight steps on each and the hall door is directly in from of the top of the fourth flight, just to your right.”

“I will show you Clive, come with me, but I have to get back and carry on painting.” John said taking his arm.  I was wondering what painting John was doing?  Even Bonzo gave him a double take.

Clive pulled away laughing.

“No need for that, thank you.  I was born blind.  I am used to it by now, don’t worry.”

Off they walked together down the corridor to the linkway corridor that would take them to the ground floor of the old school.

“What kind of paint are you using?  I can’t smell anything.” Clive asked, I could not hear what rubbish John gave as a reason

John told me when he got back that Clive was tuning the piano in the ground floor hall first and would make his way up the eight flights of stairs to the first floor and tune that one, then make his way down the stairs and tap his stick on the floor at the bottom of the stairs for us to hear that he was ready to be brought back over here.”

“Well let’s hope he gets a move on.” I said as I nodded. “Oh, Where’s his dog?”

“Very funny”.John smiled.

Two cups of tea and a couple of phone calls later it was just over 75minutes after taking Clive over to the  old school we heard him banging his cane on the floor or the door of the linkway.

“I can hear the dog yapping. John suddenly said

“I hope that’s not the door frame he’s tapping, we are not getting the painters back here again.” I said to John who laughed and then thought better of it.

“Whats the matter with the dog, he’s going mental.” 

“Maybe the bloke is upside down at the bottom of the stairs for all we know!” John replied.

“Don’t say that for christ’s sake!” We both laughed and hurried towards the banging and John shouted out, “Coming Clive!”.

 The banging stopped as we got to the corridor and started walking down it.  I thought Clive was talking to himself or Bonzo but he was nodding and smiling then turned to his left facing the staircase and said,

“They’re here now, thank you very much.”  Bonzo was standing in front of Clive, ben down on his front legs as if about to pounce and growling at what I could only describe as a shadow, jet black, taller than 6ft, It was standing at the bottom of the first flight that I had stood at when I heard the sound of someone was coming down the stairs two at a time.

“Are you alright Clive?” I shouted

The shadow figure turned left to face us full on then turned left again and disappeared very quickly from view up the first flight of stairs.

“Yes, thank you, one of your people helped me down the stairs but couldn’t walk me through to the front.  They said they are not allowed.”

“Who was it, Clive?” I asked. 

“Quiet Bonzo, Settle down.” Clive laughed, “Sorry Dave , he didn’t seem to like him.   

John had his hands on his head slicking his hair back looking at the ceiling like he wanted to scream.

“He said he was the Boiler man. He was on the landing of the first floor.  I didn’t hear him, Bonzo started growling at something.  He asked me who I was.  He seemed to know I was blind but he nearly tripped me down the stairs, I thought he tried to steady me but he almost pushed me down further.  Then I couldn’t move my leg..  My fault probably, I lost my footing and held on to the rail.  He must have stood there just watching me.  Bonzo was panicking and barking. I thought it was one of you two!  He just said ‘come on then’.

We walked back to the new school and our office.  The dog seemed to be in a hurry.  His paws tapping on the stone painted floor of the new school corridor..

“How old would you say I am?” Clive randomly asked me when we were near the front doors.

My mind was still all over the place with the revelation from Clive who, quite frankly, knew no better or different and I was not going to make tell him otherwise.

Clive looked about 50, with a very white pallor, his skin made you think he never went out into the open air but he obviously did. 

“40?” I ventured.

“37” said Clive. “Not bad!”

I thought ‘Thirty seven?!’

“You look good on it” I said out loud.

“You’re not just saying that are you?

“No” I lied.

“The reason I ask is…well, that man asked me if I had been here during the war.  I thought he was joking but he wasn’t.”

“Probably meant the Falklands?”

“No, in the 40s.”  I just laughed it off.  You meet all sorts.  Better go.  Happy Christmas!” and he started a slow walk to the bus stop in the Romford road on his way to my old secondary school..

“Thanks,” I shouted, “You too!”

I locked the doors and walked over to the office wondering if I should have asked the poor sod if he wanted a lift but saw a note on the desk.  It was from John:

‘I am in the pub, I have ordered you a pint.’

I locked the office door and opened the front doors.  Stepping out onto the entrance platform at the top of the 6 steps that led up to the entrance, I resisted the urge to look back inside the giant glass doors, walked down the steps and padlocked the chain around the front gates.  I walked left to the end of the street, turned left on water lane and made for the pub on the next corner to the school, the Manbey Arms.  As I wa;led down the road past the school I stopped and looked up at the Victorian building.  I looked at the staircase that went deom the ground floor to the top.  I became aware of a dark shadow standing on the top landing.  No features, just a shape of a man.  I assumed it was a reflection from something unknown opposite the school but it moved and was gone.

John was sitting at a table with one and a half pints of bitter in front of him.

“You OK?” I asked him, after I had bought another pint.  He looked like he needed both of the ones on the table.

“No, I’m fxxxxxg not!” he replied.  “I can’t go back.  I’m thinking of not coming back at all.  Sorry Dave.”

I was startled.  He had given no indication of this.  He was always scared, but seemed to persevere with the whole thing, like I did. Taking each day and its events as it came.

“No need to apologise to me mate.” I took a sip of beer. “You have to do what you think best.  If I were you I would come to the party tomorrow, it’s all paid for by the council. Then think about it over Christmas before making a decision.  You should find another job before you chuck this one in.  Come back on the 4th January.  The kids are not back until the 9th but the teachers creep in before then.  There will be more people there and you can decide then. I am meeting the vicar there before then.”

John got very agitated, to such an extent he put his pint down.

“Don’t do it.  Don’t get the Vicar there.  It will make things worse, I know it will.”

“It might help” I replied “And we need all the professional help we can get.” I said, as if I knew what I was talking about.  I hoped I was right.

We sat there in silence for a while, listening to the Christmas songs on the juke box, and they didn’t make the atmosphere any happier.  Mariah Carey kept repeating ‘All I want for Christmas is you!”.

All I wanted was an end to this nightmare.

I had nothing to do that night so John and I had a pub meal and met up with my mates in the pub later that evening.  We told my friends what had happened in the school earlier and they were already aware of what had been going on over the previous years but they wanted to go over and take a look in the dark!

Slowly, we became more and more aware of the pub falling silent as people moved over to the TV which was above the bar near the saloon bar.  The music had stopped on the Juke Box, or had been turned off, and we could hear the news that Pan Am Flight 103 had exploded above a town called Lockerbie in Scotland.  All 243 passengers and 16 crew members had died on the plane and 11 residents of Lockerbie were killed when the wreckage of the plane landed on the town.  It had happened at 7pm but with no internet or social media, or no rolling news to boast of it only hit the TV at around 9pm.  The mood had changed in the pub and the evening was over.  People say they remember where they were when Kennedy was assassinated.  I don’t, I was 3.  But I know exactly where I was when I heard about Lockerbie.

Life seemed to resume to normal in the School over the following few weeks.  Even though we had to lock all the doors and make sure all windows were closed and lights were off each late afternoon we managed to do this without any incidents, and, to be honest, we did as much as we could before it started to think about getting dark.  That was until we took a booking for a Tai Chi class to be held from 6pm each Thursday evening.  I had tried to get them to use the hall in the new school but as they all arrived in cars it was logistically impossible so the ground floor hall in the old school it had to be, as the playground was outside the old school on both sides and was used as the car park for teachers and visitors.

A Tai Chi class were due to arrive on the Thursday evening and I was setting out the required 20 chairs in a semi-circle for everyone to sit in prior to doing whatever Tai Chi groups do. I think of Tai Chi as that slow moving kind of mobile yoga people do in Parks but this was different.  This was one of the elite versions of Combat/ Defence Tai Chi.  It formed part of Kung Fu and Karate (so I was told) and involves punching blocking and unbalancing your opponent. The way Gerry, the instructor, described it when he booked it I wondered if we needed an ambulance on standby.

There was a classroom unlocked to allow the female members to get changed in privacy.  It was decided to use the art room, a little away from where the men were changing in the hall as the bottom half of all of the windows were covered with drawings and A3 size paintings and posters which prevented anyone looking into the room from outside in the car park in the playground.

Any new ‘lettings’ like these always required the Caretaker to do the first one.  This was to establish rules and permissions.It could then be delegated, if need be.                        

A few months later I discovered that this practice of using the art room had continued with a twist. For £5, someone could stand in the playground and look in the window through a strategically bent corner of one of the posters, or through a whole cut in one of the posters at the girls getting changed!. It was the ‘Bird watching’ Club on Thursday evenings from the local pub, organised by John. A nice little sideline!!!!

The men in the Tai-Chi group would just get changed in the corner of the hall.  Having set everything up I unlocked the door that we used as an entry point in the mornings at the bottom of the staircase in the opposite diagonal corner to the ‘Haunted stairs’, as it had become known.  I had put 6 chairs out and checked my watch. Almost kick off time.  I went outside to the playground and unlocked the rear gates facing the pub to allow the cars in.  I then went back in to the hall to put more chairs out and to wait for the first arrivals.

There was still some semblance of light and I retraced my steps into the hall feeling a chill in the air for the first time.  As I reached the art room to get the other ten chairs to put with the ten I had already done I almost jumped out of my skin!

There was a crashing noise behind me as the hall door opened and the leader of the Tai Chi group stepped into the hall with another younger man. I recognised him as he had come to the school to hire the hall instead of going to the council office and I dealt with the booking for him. He hurried over and held out his hand.

“Dave, good to see you again”.

Reintroductions were made and timings agreed and I showed Gerry the classroom for the ladies to change in was quite safe, (at the moment!!) and as it was an art room I pointed out the paintings were over the exterior windows and the glass panels in the door to avert prying eyes. Gerry was very pleased  and I said that he would come back at 10pm to lock up as I would be nearby.  Gerry winked, “I saw the pub, don’t blame you!” he smiled as three people arrived. ‘This room is perfect for them to change in. We had some issues at a previous venue.  I am sure the ladies will be appreciative.”

We stepped out of the classroom, “as you can the posters are also covering the glass in and around the door.”

“Marvellous, thank you.” Gerry nodded.

“I’ll leave you to it Gerry,” I made my way to the exit door and was about to step out when the Gerry said,

‘Oh by the way Dave…shall we take the chairs out of that same classroom?’

I turned around.

‘Sorry, I’ll put some more chairs out, I was doing that when you arri….…….”

I stopped mid-sentence, amazed at what I was looking at.

Apart from us and the Tai Chi people arriving, the hall was empty!